I receive far too many promotional emails. Announcements of sales and special deals from various stores and subscription-based apps and websites fill my inbox every hour. I typically open my email with dread and a plan to do one of two things:
- Ignore all of the tabs outside of the “Inbox” category.
- Proceed to delete as many non-personal and non-business-related messages as I can before any of the headlines catch my eye.
On Saturday, this one didn’t get deleted:
Instead of opening the message with the intention of shopping, I wanted to see if the email subject line was repurposed—typo and all—for the item’s headline in the body of the email.
But, I couldn’t resist: